Hoo-Rag Review: Is it a better bandana?…
My skin has become a little thicker since moving to the Sierra Nevada mountains however I still need a little something extra to keep warm as the temperatures dip. Luckily I came across a lightweight and effective product that helps keep your head and neck warm (which is where most body heat escapes) – the Hoo-Rag.
The Hoo-Rag is a seamless cotton-polyester blended micro-fiber that’s moisture wicking. There are tons of choices when it comes to style so I’d recommend scrolling through their “Rag” offerings and choose something that jives with your personality and wardrobe. Hoo-Rag’s are small (about the size of two kleenex tissues put together) and easy to keep in your pocket or in your sports bag to pull out when necessary.
I’ve been using mine when shoveling snow off the driveway, skiing, hiking, snow-shoeing, doing yard work (keeps out dust and debris!) and sometimes I’ll wear one on my neck all day. Here are my favorite three styles to wear however there are at least five more ways to rock your Hoo-Rag:
This one is great for overall head warmth!
If the wind picks up or my nose/ears are getting cold this is very effective!
I’ll rock the Hoo-Rag this way often…it’s a great way to stay warm!
Here is a short video that showcases a variety of ways to wear the Hoo-Rag. You can see why it’d be nice to have one, or two or three handy!
The funny thing is, you don’t realize how often you’ll wear a Hoo-Rag until you have one. Other products I’ve tried don’t breath well and cause your face and neck to get too hot and sweaty. That’s not comfortable…however Hoo-Rag is plus it’s so thin that you can add layers on top of it if you need to (i.e. beanie, scarf, hat).
Thanks for reading and please check out Hoo-Rag. It makes for a great accessory and/or gift idea…and at $14.50 you can’t affort not to buy it. Note: I am NOT an affiliate for Hoo-Rag nor am I affiliated with the company or its retailers in any way.
Wholesale Superfoods and a $100-value Holiday Perk, Free Membership
A few months ago I took a chance on a new online source for my superfoods with World Health Club. The store is comprehensive (fish oil, vegan proteins, Omega-3, cacao, maca, greens and much more) with high quality superfoods and it’s the closest thing to paying wholesale you will find. I’ve looked…and when you get a peak at how low WHC prices their superfoods versus other stores (especially for members) it becomes obvious that some serious savings can be had. The cost for annual membership is $100/year, I know it sounds high, HOWEVER I’ve saved $264 in just 4 orders over 3 months. This is exciting savings and I can’t rave enough about the products or the owner, Russ Marchewka. Russ has built relationships with and sourced his product offerings from the most reputable companies practicing green and sustainable manufacturing. Russ provides video explanations of everything on the site to help you make informed decisions. Not many people have the passion for health and sharing it with others like Russ. Just check out this short clip on Superfoods.
Because of the prices and savings, I keep trying and enjoying new products while my membership gets paid for over and over again. When something like this happens I can’t help to brag about it and share it with others. Trying new things can be a risk however it’s great adding to your superfood arsenal for optimal health. For example, I tried using goji berries on salads, in baking recipes, in cereal and on yogurt/oatmeal. They’re really inexpensive, tasty and super-healthy…plus they add flavor and nutrition to foods that I already eat and love.
Now, to the reason I wanted to write this blog post in the first place. There is another perk with WHC going on right now. Russ is giving members like myself the generous gift of a free one-year membership to someone I designate (or you designate if you’re a member). Russ just asks for the contact email and he takes it from there. Here is what I sent Russ in an email with a CC to my designated free membership recipient:
“Hi Russ and thanks for extending a free one-year membership to World Health Club for my brother in law, Joey.
Joey, this one-year membership trial is a gift to you and there is no risk, cost or obligation involved. In fact, you don’t have to use it at all however I think you’ll appreciate the wholesale pricing for high quality superfoods that get delivered to your house. I actually paid $100 for my membership and I’ve already saved $264 in just three orders. I usually order vegan protein powders, greens, goji berries, fish oil, oxylent, cacao, maca, hemp seeds and other superfoods. Check it out and feel free to let me know if you have any questions. Russ is a great guy supporting great products and companies and I’ve enjoyed supporting him and saving money in the process. ![]()
Merry Christmas Guys!
Chad”
Within minutes, Russ replied:
“Hi Joey,
I chose to share this gift ($100 value) with my brother in law who is the produce manager at a huge co-op in Eureka, CA. He is a foodie like myself and is always seeking ways to have better control over his food.
Making healthy items and superfoods accessible in rural parts of the country through easy to use online sites like World Health Club is part of this country’s food infrastructure that I’m happy to support. People like me who live in the mountains near Yosemite need reliable sources for food and other items that support our desire to live a healthy lifestyle.
This season, I highly recommend becoming a member of World Health Club. It’s a gift that will serve you and your health well for the rest of your life.
Video of me receiving my first order from World Health Club. Click HERE to watch video.
Superfood Online Store Review – 1st order with World Health Hub
Vitamins and supplements have been around for a long time. As consumers, we’ve come to realize that it’s not just whats on the label that matters but what went into the product that’s in the bag or bottle in the first place. In some cases you can deduce that higher price equals higher quality…however is that “quality” product from a company dedicated to using organic, fair trade foods and environmentally conscious practices? Not sure?…this is why the superfood store at Wolrd Health Hub appealed to me. The owner, Russ Marchewka, has done a tremendous amount of leg work to find the best products available from the most responsible companies in the world. I encourage you to watch a few videos because Russ personally explains each products nutritional benefits, how to use it and about the company it came from.
How many times have you pulled off every vitamin option from the shelf in an attempt to figure out which one to get? It’s always your choice to buy something or not…and I encourage you to listen to Russ as part of your due dilligence and self-empowerment. Your health, vitality and pocketbook are worth the investment!
Here is a list of what I bought on my first order after signing up for the annual membership (note: you must become a member first in order to see/buy products at these special prices):
Item (click on the name to see more) Member Price Non-Member Price Savings
120 ct. Nordic Naturals Ultimate Omega D+ $21.17 $45.00 $23.83
16 oz Cacao – Raw Chocolate Powder $10.99 $16.00 $5.01
16 oz Navitas Naturals Gelatinized Maca Powder $14.99 $22.00 $5.01
8 oz Navitas Naturals Hemp Seeds $6.59 $9.00 $2.41
16 oz Navitas Naturals Goji Berries $12.59 $18.00 $5.41
Vibrant Health’s Rainbow Vibrance $23.48 $35.00 $11.52
Oxylent Multi-Vitamin Variety Pack $17.48 $30.00 $12.52
Growing Naturals Organic Rice Protein Powder $13.30 $22.00 $8.70
Totals $120.59 $197.00 $76.41
Check out the WHC Membership here!
I took this short video 2 minutes after my first order came in. Check it out!
I recently moved to Twain Harte, CA in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We are situated on a couple of acres just west of Yosemite and just south of Tahoe. It’s a beautiful place however there aren’t too many stores carrying high quality superfoods. As someone looking to always eat healthier by incorporating more nutrient dense foods into my diet I’ve been on the search for reasonably priced options for buying my superfoods online.
World Health Hub is the best online store I could find and their new membership option offers consumers an opportunity to pay wholesale prices (plus tax) and save hundreds of dollars per year. My ROI on this investment will likely save me over $400 per year. It feels great to eat better, live well and save money while supporting companies that operate in a responsible and sustainable way. I like having the power as a consumer to vote with my dollar. By buying foods like what World Health Hub has to offer I’m supporting good people and the only planet I’ll ever live on. Where is your hard earned money going and what are your purchases contributing to?…are you making a positive difference for yourself or the earth?…something I think about often!
Please check back with my blog often. I’ll be posting new blogs and videos weekly on how to use and incorporate superfoods into your diet!
“Let food by thy medicine, and let thy medicine be food!” – Hippocrates
If you like superfoods you’ll love my blog post and video on How to Make the Ultimate Acai Bowl
Special Labor Day Promotion on TRX!
So, you’ve been checking out TRX online, at the gym, using it with your trainer or are just ready to take fitness into your own hands with the most effective, lightweight and portable piece of fitness equipment on the planet - TRX!
This is your chance to save some mullah while doing a very, very good thing for your personal fitness.
Here’s the deal: For 7 days from August 31st – September 6th, Fitness Anywhere is offering $20 off a TRX Pro Pack, a TRX Pro Pack + Door Anchor, OR a TRX FORCE Kit. To Purchase, go to www.VirtualWorkoutPartner.com and click on the banner ad.
No coupon code required at checkout!
FULL OFFER DETAILS:
*Offer valid 12:01AM 08/31/2011 to 11:59PM 09/06/2011 Pacific Time. Good for $20 off any TRX Suspension Trainer (TRX Pro Pack, TRX Pro Pack + Door Anchor, TRX FORCE Kit). Free shipping valid on ground shipping to orders of $150+ only to your order’s “ship to” address anywhere in the US. If you choose UPS 3-day or UPS 2nd day air shipping options additional charges will apply. Not valid for cash or cash equivalent. No adjustments on previous purchases. Offer is non-transferable and subject to change without notice. No price adjustments will be provided on previous purchases. This offer cannot be combined with any other offers, and is not valid for any purchase of 5 units or more per SKU per customer. Fitness Anywhere reserves the right to cancel any order due to unauthorized, altered, or ineligible use of discount and to modify or cancel this promotion at any time.
Enjoy your new TRX and check out www.VirtualWorkoutPartner.com for tips and resources to maximize your TRX experience.
Work Backwards with TRX to Move Forwards
When it comes to staying motivated with fitness there is nothing that works better for me than setting personal goals. I like using short-term, attainable goals. Sometimes I’ll just refer to them as carrots because I like to dangle them in front of me to keep moving forward. One trick I’ll do is mark certain event (i.e. vacation, tournament, contest, hike) dates on the calendar so that I can work backwards from that date in an effort to maximize my enjoyment and/or performance. A little preparation goes a long way towards success, whether that means winning or having fun or both, as well as preventing injury and reducing recovery time.
I’ll be turning 40 next month and I’ve found that using short-term goals enables me to shift the focus of my fitness regimen in accordance with shifts I experience in my life. In general, I stay relatively fit and healthy and I do so by consistently being active and working out regularly. Depending on what kind of event is circled on the calendar, I’ll make tweaks in my training to accommodate for what I’m going to be doing so that I’ll have the right body and the right mindset when the time comes.
For example, I have two things on the calendar coming up that I want to be prepared for. My wife and I are going to Maui next week for 8 days/nights and we intend to stand up paddle board as much as possible. We learned how to “SUP” during our last trip to Kauai and now we have the bug to do it at every opportunity. SUP requires a lot of core strength so I’ve incorporated several plank, squat and upper body exercises to strengthen the muscles I’ll need to SUP as well as protecting the muscles that will be stressed, such as the low back.
In addition to Maui and being SUP-ing fools next week, I’ll be competing in a beach volleyball ProAm event at Huntington Beach pier on March 5th. The event is for charity and I’m playing with my good friend David Fischer for the second year in a row. Last year I believe we lost in the quarterfinals and we hope to do better this year. This is an event that I’m intent on having fun at…and winning would be nice also, so I’m getting my legs, core and lungs in shape. In addition to strength training, I’ll be doing more cardio work so that my stamina will be solid.
Since I’m on the road and away from home (and my home gym) so much I’ve learned dozens upon dozens of great exercises to do on the TRX Suspension Trainer. Having an arsenal of TRX exercises at my disposal has empowered me to maintain my fitness and when needed able to make adjustments. For example, the “Tone Up with Ten” workout I’ve posted in the past is my core whole-body workout template. I know that workout up, down and back again…so it’s easy to add to or modify on the fly.
In this video below I briefly discuss setting goals and then I explain and demonstrate a few TRX exercises. See how I use my TRX and try out these exercises for yourself. Come back here to my blog or website www.VirtualWorkoutPartner.com for more tips on mastering the TRX and being fit for life.
Using TRX in Hotel Rooms and While Traveling
I spend 45+ weeks a year on the road and TRX has been a godsend for my fitness. Not only do I like to train so that I’ll be fit well into my golden years, I love to play sports and am a weekend warrior who plays beach volleyball at every opportunity. Using TRX improves my strength, posture, core and stamina while fortifying my frame against injury so I can keep doing what I enjoy.
I was recently in Las Vegas for 3 nights and it was a perfect example of why and how I use TRX in a hotel room and while traveling in general. For starters, to use the gym at Caesars Palace is $25/day! That was so high I didn’t even bother to check it out to see what it looked like. Rather, I pulled out my trusty TRX which weighs 2 lbs and is the size of a boot so it’s highly portable. There were adjoining doors that made for a perfect set up area to anchor the TRX.
Another perk about having TRX right there in the room is I don’t have to get all dressed up to workout. Heck, you could workout in your underwear if you wanted. Who’d know? Also, you can get in a few sets while something is loading, downloading or buffering on the computer and give yourself a little boost and some blood flow in the process. Use it or lose it! It’s also nice to get in a few sets during commercials while watching TV, and loosening up right after checking in. Often times I’ll be stiff after traveling and nothing feels better than banging out a few easy exercises that work my whole body.
At $25/day for gym fees, it would only take 6-8 workouts to recoup your investment in a TRX (depending on the product you choose…I recommend the ProPack with Door Anchor, it comes with a great DVD to help get you started and includes the accessory that enables you to hook up the TRX to a door – so convenient for use at home or in hotel rooms). I’ve been using the same TRX for 3+ workouts/week for over 3 years now…average that out and my workouts cost me about 25 cents each, and they get cheaper with every workout.
Other benefits of using TRX for workouts in your hotel room include being able to shower right after, no travel time, no parking, no unfamiliar surroundings and/or fitness equipment (that may or may not work), and again – no gym fees!
Enjoy!
Other workout videos can be seen on my website, www.VirtualWorkoutPartner.com
Finding Motivation as an Athlete, a personal take on ESPN’s 30 for 30 on Marcus Dupree
Tonight I watched one of ESPN’s 30 for 30 films, specifically the piece on Marcus Dupree, a football player with a crazy up and down life and career. It’s a touching story that sucks you in. The most moving point of the film for me was when Dupree teared up when asked about his disabled brother. The emotion on his face and in his body language was intense, real…and close to his heart. Dupree unveiled that his deepest motivation throughout his athletic career was to perform at his highest level because his brother was not able to do so. Truly, this is a cord that may very well strike anyone with a family member dealt a hand less fortunate than others. For me, it’s my brother Kevin Convis.
I immediately identified with Marcus as he explained through the tears on his face that his brother was the deepest inspiration in his athletic journey to becoming a professional football player in the NFL. Kevin didn’t have cerebral palsy like Dupree’s inspiring brother, Reggie. My brother had Down Syndrome and he was able to perform in activities like bowling. He competed in a league and even in a few Special Olympics - where everyone wins. In short, he understood, in his own way, how sports can bring out the best in you and how much fun they can be. As kids, we’d play games in the living room that we’d make up with various balls and they’d involve things like tossing, rolling, batting and catching. These activities are at the root of my own athletic development and played a part in why I eventually chose beach volleyball as my sport of choice. Diving, jumping and swatting at things is what I was used to doing with Kevin so it makes sense. I was pretty good at golf, tennis and baseball as well but chose the sport that was the most fun, even if it was the least lucrative of all major sports…and I would do it again.
I could always tell that Kevin admired what I was able to do in the realm of sports and I can only imagine how much he would have liked being out there as my Big Brother doing it right, and then taking me under his wing to show me the ropes. As it were, however he was completely happy and content with his life and had the strength to endure a childhood in and out of hospitals. In fact, doctors predicted that he wouldn’t live past 14 years old…he passed peacefully at age 41. How about them apples?!? Kevin’s fortitude and roll-with-the-punches attitude along with his sense of humor made him an instant buddy to anyone meeting him for the first time.
Growing up I played mostly baseball, tennis and golf with the later two sports dominating most of my time. This is where I learned about sportsmanship (and won an award for it), fair play and having a good attitude. By the time Kevin’s spirit motivated me to train hard and perform at my best, it also manifested in the form of having fun while doing so (playing sports). My first serious beach volleyball partner, John Hancock and I took this to such a level that we had a Harlem Globetrotter-esque feel to our warm ups (insert whistling)…circling around the court with fancy passes to each other (to loosen up), and passing down-balls (during pepper) with our hips/butts instead of our arms – it looked funny, and once in a while we’d pull it off. This kind of approach we took to training and play led us to our pro debut on the AVP Tour in Hermosa Beach, CA…and it’s also the source of my eventual nickname “The Big Happy.”
Beach volleyball in the mid-late 90′s was very different from today’s game. We not only played on a bigger court with different rules, which meant a game could go on for hours, we also were largely on our own as athletes. Players (especially lower ranked guys like me) didn’t stay with partners for very long, if someone had points enough to get into the main draw as a team then that’s who you went with. Very few player’s had coaches, trainers, massage therapists, chiropractors or agents…which is pretty much the arsenal of support that many of the top athletes have today. We were responsible for ourselves and became our own trainers, coaches, nutritionists and travel agents, for example. Personal motivation was (and is) a critical element in those who want to make it to the professional level.
Since Kevin wasn’t able to run, jump and play at such high levels as I was blessed to do, I felt it was my privileged to do so for the sake of us both. I’ve done extra sprints, lifted more weights and endured more pain with Kevin acting as my motivation more than anything else. I do it because he cannot. My motivation is deeply personal, meaningful and strikes to the core of my being…so it’s as strong and stubborn as it’s very inspiration (41 years!).
One of the biggest life lessons I’ve learned by having a brother with Down Syndrome is how important it is to mentally walk in someone else’s shoes before making judgement on them (not that I condone judging!). Seeing my brother being called names and getting teased as a kid hurt me as if I was the one their cruelty was directed at. In some form, I took on that pain myself but I couldn’t possibly imagine what it would actually feel like to be manipulated into doing things or being bullied with the R-word. These are the sorts of horrible things he experienced in life yet he never showed bitterness, anger, or hatred towards anyone. He was made with the sweetest, kindness soul and I’m thankful he had this ability built-in to protect him. Please note that Kevin was NOT in a constant state of attack, it was not often that kids or people were douchey towards him. Other than a few select incidents I bore witness to, he had a happy life and was treated with love and kindness from the masses…including two of his heroes Clint Eastwood (Kev loved his movies) and NBA star Chris Mullin, who admittedly doesn’t have a big attention span but always gave Kevin his time and enthusiastic smile. I’m grateful for every bit of kindness ever bestowed upon Kevin. It makes me smile (OK, cry) when I really think about it.
Kevin loved to watch me do just about anything and I always felt compelled to “show off” for him, and have fun in doing so. I saw that it made him happy to watch me play, and it felt good to give him that joy…for perhaps he’s thought to himself “I wish I could do that.” Even if I’m totally off base, I like to think that by pursuing the best that I can be, in Kevin’s honor, that I could make the most of both of our lives. Don’t get me wrong, I’m competitive and want to win as much as the next guy. I’m simply saying that finding motivation as an athlete is a profound thing that should not be taken lightly. The more personal and deeply meaningful the motivation is the more unshakable it will be…and it will undoubtedly become a stong force in your life for all things good.
I’d like to thank Marcus Dupree for his emotional outburst at the tail end of the film (it’s worth a watch). The out pour reminded me of my own inspiration and moved me to share one of the strongest forces behind my own athletic pursuits. I did make it to the professional level of beach volleyball on the AVP Tour and played for 6 years while having the time of my life in the process. My career is far from noteworthy however thanks to motivation I was indeed able to reach my goal of becoming a pro. Thanks bro!
TRX Orientation Video Series
I’ve recently been urged by several friends, family and VWP’s (virtual workout partners) to produce instructional videos catering to new and would-be TRX-ers. The goal is to expedite TRX competency for each and every user in terms of understanding and applying suspension training principles, tools for success, detailed exercise demonstrations; workout plans and much much more.
Most people would agree that “TRX-ing” isn’t an intuitive thing (including me)…it’s very much experiential. In other words, you have to do it to understand it…and once you get it you’ll have a fitness tool for life to serve as your vehicle to fitness and conditioning success – whatever that means to YOU. TRX has become my ultimate training tool and has helped get me into the best shape of my life…and I’m just months away from my 40th birthday!
I’ve decided to answer this call and share with you (via video!) all the secrets on TRX-ing that I’ve acquired over past several years. My work with TRX is extensive and dates back to the launch of Fitness Anywhere (makers of TRX) when I was their PR guy responsible for essentially giving birth to the TRX in national media (including military outlets). The TRX, as a product I knew for 3 days, inspired me to re-certify myself as a fitness trainer (first certified in the mid-90′s to improve my training as a professional beach volleyball player), which only helped me to further spread the gospel on TRX for what it was – the epitome of functional training for the whole body within a single, lightweight and portable station…and by the way, it was invented by a Navy Seal. Not a bad story to pitch, eh?!? We did quite well (worked with a great team!) with story generation and quickly garnered placements in the LA Times (yours truly demoed TRX w/the reporter), the New York Times (first story to name “Suspension Training” as a fitness genre of it’s own), and Sports Illustrated (showcasing Drew Brees who used TRX extensively in his torn labrum rehabilitation with elite trainer Todd Durkin). Conveying TRX in all its glory to media with limited resources like telephone and email (for the most part) was a big task since it was a three dimensional device (with no seat) capable of working through all planes of motion – which most all equipment is not capable of doing. Needless to say, we pulled it off…and I’m hoping to “pull it off” with these orientation videos so that you’re able to have a consistently beneficial relationship with your TRX for years to come.
Please enjoy these videos and share them with others who may be fitness enthusiasts, needing fitness in their lives or those who lead busy lives with limited time for working out, or even getting to the gym at all.
Work that Body!!!
A TR(X)ue Love Story…
This fitness-erotica tale is about my courtship with the TRX Suspension Trainer and the everlasting love that continues to deliver an (a-hem) happy ending after every workout.
Before the sultry ways of my provocative harness known as “TRX” placed it’s spell on me, I was living it up in fitness-lust and not a bit concerned about settling down with just one piece of equipment; or as I call it “(fitness) partner.” I’m in my prime fitness years after all, and I’m going about my personal journey hand-in-hand with various training equipment. Like it or not, creepy or normal, I develop intimate relationships with my partners. Some relationships are more involved than others but in any case I ultimately seek the same thing from any partner - for them to give me at least the same amount of love (a.k.a. results) that I give to them. I give my heart and soul by consistently being engaged with every set and rep in terms of using proper technique, having good mental focus and putting forth a good ol’ heart-pumping effort.
I was on a reckless path with my fitness and like a hormonally driven teenager, I fooled around with and experimented with all kinds of willing partners. The sessions I’d have were great but random and all over the place with no consistency whatsoever. To break it down into simple terms, I wanted the pump and reached for whatever partner could give it to me. Regardless of how I got my pump on, I found myself feeling unfulfilled more often than not. The one-fitness-session-stand way of life worked well for a good pump but they weren’t very fulfilling in the long run. In the back of my mind I had always hoped for a partner that would satisfy my pump needs AND be there for me with unconditional support to rely on for years and years to come. I honestly didn’t know if such a partner existed. After all, I’ve had several past partners that showed promise at the beginning but lost their appeal within just a few sessions. I had faith that my ideal partner was somewhere out there and I needed to start looking with fresh determination and a willingness to put myself out there in order to find “the one.”
With my new found feelings of excitement and randy-ness in check, I decided to become a member of ”The Gym,” which is where they have a huge selection of partners that I can choose from and get with as often as I liked. Actually, I was a bit intimidated by the volume and variety of partners to choose from at first. I wanted to hit them all in due time but where to start? Regardless of the partner I choose to go after, my goal is always to be focused, have a good performance and use techniques that would make other potential partners want to have their own pump session with me. In my first month alone I hooked up with several partners on multiple occasions including Free Weights, Cardio, Yoga, Pilates, Power Plate and a whole host of Machines. They were all attractive and enjoyable but not always readily available to me. The roughest period was during ”prime time” hours where The Gym turned into a free-for-all meat market. At this time every night my partner selection was frustratingly limited and sometimes I’d have to share, or “work in” with a stranger. Sometimes this could be fun with the right stranger but to be honest I’d rather have my partner all to myself. That being said, I like the thought of working in a stranger here and there with my partner just to keep things interesting.
After a few weeks, I found myself fantasizing about partners being able to leave The Gym and come with me wherever I went, even outside or while traveling. No matter how vivid or real the fantasy was in my head, I know that this can never happen and that truly makes me sad to think about. Oftentimes the partners available to me when I’m traveling or on the road don’t give me as much pleasure as those I’m familiar with at The Gym. In fact, most of these out of town partners were downgrades of what I would normally get involved with. Other times I’d find a partner that I’d hit it off with but a long-term relationship wasn’t viable, logistically speaking…and I don’t fancy to get my pumps over the phone, Skype or webcam – I need to be intimately close with my partner.
Despite my promiscuous behavior with willy-nilly pump sessions while away from The Gym, these random sessions became increasingly less satisfying and left me wanting more…even more so than with my own harem of partners back at The Gym. I often times find myself wishing The Gym could just be available to me 24/7 and ready to go whenever I want it? Is that really too much to ask?
After frequenting The Gym for over a year I started to get bored with my usual partners and felt ready to move on. It’s not that my partners didn’t give me a good pump or turn me on anymore, it’s that we’d do it the same way every time and there wasn’t any new excitement happening. Some partners even wanted to give me a pump the exact same way each and every time! Sure, it beats a poke in the eye…but I want more.
One day I didn’t even feel like going to The Gym…the appeal wasn’t there anymore and I had pretty much lost interest. In fact, I felt myself wondering what other Gyms could offer me. The Gym has been good to me indeed and I’ve finally gotten comfortable with the fact that many other people get it on with my partners too, sometimes right in front of me. With a curiosity and hope for greener pastures however, I checked out a couple other local Gym’s to see if I was missing anything.
Gym after gym I’d see the same kind of partners that are at my disposal on a daily basis. The only differences were the name, color scheme, an occasional new accessory, and the monthly cost. While I admit that I do like high-end Gyms, the corresponding increase of cash outlay doesn’t make the pump with their partners any better than with other less-expensive partners at other gyms.
After a full week of scouting gyms and looking for my ideal partner I didn’t see a compelling reason to stray from The Gym. That night, a good friend who knew about my dilemma called me up wanting to set up a blind date with a new fitness partner called TRX. I told her I wasn’t really feeling like another partner right now and going to The Gym wasn’t where I wanted to be. My friend laughed and then told me TRX likes to hook up in The Gym but prefers sessions to be outside or in a hotel room. My jaw just about hit the floor. Could this be the partner I’ve been searching for? In my excitement I agreed to having a session with TRX and started to think of what it must be like to get a pump on wherever I wanted to…at the beach, in the mountains, in a random hotel room – how liberating!
I arrived at the park for my blind (fitness) date and began scanning the area when I spotted a sexy and slender figure with nice full and plush handles over by a gorgeous and blossoming medium-sized tree. Nervously approaching, “TRX?” I said. “Yes, you must be Chad” said TRX. As the soft voice spoke to me, I thought to myself ”Am I ready for this?…can I hang with this partner?…I’m not even sure what TRX can do!…What would everyone at The Gym say?.” Then, all of a sudden, something came over me and I grabbed those irresistible handles and started going to town. Getting it on with TRX was not intuitive but it wasn’t hard to figure out either and the learning curve was like foreplay for better things to come. I started out on TRX with some basic tried and true moves but before long I discovered this was one hell of a functional partner with a willingness to experiment beyond any other partner I’ve ever had. We began to do things I’d never even thought about…it was like Kama Sutra fitness with the added element of Suspension – totally radical, totally fulfilling…and what a pump! For me, it was love at first session.
Things were going so well I decided to immediately cancel my membership to The Gym and just be a TRX man for life. I was happy with this and so was TRX. When I went down to The Gym, TRX came with me. We took a look around The Gym and before heading back to the front desk to cancel the membership TRX asked me if we might keep the membership for a while. When I asked why TRX said “so we could get it on with other partners, of course…with no commitments or weirdness.” Then she added “You know, to keep things interesting between us.” I thought, how much better could this possibly get?!?
For the next several months we got our pump on as if it were going out of style. We explored new regions of the body to stimulate and randomly included partners like bosu, med ball, power plate and weight vest. We were having the kinkiest sessions with amazing results and my new fitness-life was simply amazing. The results I was seeing were remarkable and it seemed like the fitter I got, TRX would have a new set of exercises to challenge me in ways I never could have imagined. From scorpion kicks to suspended burpees and movements that worked several body parts, TRX always seems to find a way to give me the coveted pump while keeping things interesting…to say the least.
Just when I’m about to pop the big question, TRX suggests that we continue to have an open relationship with no strings attached. TRX explains that she’s committed to me but feels it’s best if I have my freedom to choose partners that suite my immediate and long-term needs and emphasizes that we can hook up anytime for a session, literally. Whether it be for a BTN (better than nothing) workout from the door in my home, a whole body 10-exercise circuit, or a nasty 5-partner romp in the great outdoors, TRX is down for whatever, whenever. I must have done something right in this lifetime to attract such a partner. Part of me thinks laws of attraction and the act of committing to a fitness lifestyle is what led me to TRX. Whatever it is, I’m eternally grateful for our relationship and look forward to a lifetime of pump-filled sessions together.
TRX and I are now living happily ever after…and she is by far the best partner I’ve ever had or will have in my lifetime. You know, retelling this story gives me the urge for a TRX session right now…excuse me while I get my TRX on, and best of luck to you in finding your ideal (fitness) partner. In fact, feel free to have a session with my TRX…and let me know what you think. Maybe I’ll even join you sometime (wink, wink)!
Readers: Wherever you may be along your personal fitness journey, there is a single fitness product that will meet your needs and support you unconditionally now and for years to come - the TRX Suspension Trainer. I hope you find TR(X)ue love as I have and live happily ever after as well. To your highest good, cheers!






